“Tell A Story About Emily”? Where to begin? She and I met in 2005, but only this semester became close with her. Thank God I did, though, because we are, in effect, the same human being in two ridiculously hot bodies. She is the best poet I know and has all this really hip, fun knowledge that she lets me in on. We’re partners in crime, and we drink a lot of champagne together. No, a LOT-really-a LOT of champagne. I think we’re averaging about four bottles a week. And…she’s completely glamorous.